More Cappaccino!!!

So I guess it's that time of the week again, no I don't mean Joe's PMSing... well... sort of... I mean I can't sleep, AGAIN! So I've turned to the only one that can comfort me at this time of day, or night, or... whatever. Cappaccino is there when no one else can be, it keeps my whole body warm when I need heat, especially in my bladder. Cappaccino doesn't say no, it continuously keeps giving itself out with no questions asked. Cappaccino is easy (Sorry, but you really are), anyone can get a piece of cappaccino and like it. I guess what I'm trying to say is I love you cappaccino, and I hope you will never leave my side.

P.S. 5 cups so far

Everybody Get Down With The Sickness!!

There's been a party going on in everyone's mouth, a germ party. You can all thank me for that one, cuz you all deserved it... bastards. So anyways, shit's been good in my world, except for one thing. I haven't seen me and Gu¥ and Alex together in forever, it's like, c'mon guys quit being panzies (Gu¥). I've just given up on giving up, as stupid as it sounds. And I've been drinking and smoking things alot lately. Me and Alex and Joe even had a little get-together last night and IT FUCKIN' ROCKED!! But a word of advice, stay away from me if you don't want to get sick. Sorry guys, this means no more hugs and kisses. J♣nny and Jet Jaguar out!!

An Ode To The Hardcoreness That Is Alex Brunette

Alex Brunette is a man unsure of his hardcoreness, let us join each other in celebrating his hardcore career. It all started with one night at Tou's house that this man tapped into his ass-kicking side. He was a strict religion fanatic and there was no corrupting him, until it happened, he had one shot of vodka and was fascinated by the feel of it. Me and him continued to talk and punch each other through the night, then we became the hardcore drinkers. We drank as much as possible as often as possible and we outdrank everybody, which led to... the best 3 days of our adolescent lives. "The camping trip", in case no one remembers, this man allowed me to give him a moehawk. And just when i didn't think he could get any more hardass, he drank with me every day, that's right, he kept up with me, the UV freak. If that isn't balls, than you don't know what balls are. He also was the first of three men to jump the cliff, would you jump a cliff? I'm guessing no, and to you Alex, I salute, for you have been forgetting all of your hardcore roots. You are a 3rd of the definition of hardcore.

Cappaccino Zen

Well if you read my last post... about the cappaccino, you would know i took on a new likeing to this creation. I have reached beyond caffine high, I have reached "Cappaccino Zen". Everything feels like it's on slow mode, and i am really calm. Ive been drinking cappaccino since I got home last night and haven't slept since, I think im on about 30 cups. Yeah, thats right cuz I had about 5 an hour. I'm gonna hate myself for this later when my stomache explodes out of my eye-sockets but, oh well. I think I need to sleep more, this might be unhealthy...

The Rich Man's Speed!!

Yes, that dream was not a dream but a relapse of something waiting to happen. Lets start from the beginning, it all started with Alex's I was in is room and he did nothing but sit on the computer so i called Tom, I went to Tom and Amanda's but things got a little... uncomfortable to say the least, so I tried to call Joe. But to my surprise his cell was off, then i remembered my friend from "P'Town" wanted to kick-it today, so I gave him a call. We went to an old friends Zach's house, did fun stuff, came home at 5:00am been up since... and to sum it all up... IMSOFUCKINTWEAKEDRIGHTNOW! And this morning since I got home I've found a new likeing to cappaccino! Need... more... capp... a... ccin... o...

I Need To Friggin' Post More

Whatever happened to us posting all the time? Have we all gotten so lazy that we've stopped sitting on our asses and typing into our "online journals"? C'mon people. Maybe some of us just got so stupid we forgot how. What is wrong with us? We should be blogging every day, i mean, our lives aren't that that busy are they? If you said yes you're a damn liar, cuz at no point in time are you away from computer, except PJ's, but that doesn't count. What is wrong with us... God... Dammit...?

What Bug Got Up Everyone's Ass?

So everyone's being a little bitch today. Alex lied and told Mike that it was my idea to ditch him, woohoo! Thanks for more drama I didn't even have to be involved in in the first place. That's one big Fuck You Alex! Second, Ben's constant slapping is pissing me off, and the bitch fucking bit me too. Thirdly, Alex and Guy ditched me again today, I don't even know why I hang out with you guys anymore. So finally, Mike, fuck you if you want to believe that shit. Alex, fuck you for being an inconsiderate prick. Guy, fuck you, and I refuse to forgive you for just ditching out on us, I mean Emma cheated on you once already and you're too stupid to admit it. Joe, you're cool. And fuck you Ben!

Here's To One Last Dance!!

I dumped Xong!! A good ole' fashion "Hit it and Quit it!" you might say. Which means im an open bachelor now and, i must say, i enjoy it. Allthough, last night, was a complete nightmare, i must've puked 6 or 7 or more times. It was painful but relieving. Now, i know what you're thinking, "Jonny drank too much again" but no, food poisoning is one of the possibilities. But i think it's something much more serious, the Motaba Virus. That god-damn monkey got to me too. Send in the army? NO! I think i'll take care of this one myself... the only way to stop it is to get the source... sorry Guy...

puke - To spew; to vomit. "The infant/ mewling and puking in the nurse's arms." - Shakespeare.