I Gots the Crackhead Itch!!

I CANT STOP SCRATCHING MYSELF!! Did I somehow in the middle of my daily nap contract a major case of catanddogitis?! Did i get flees? Wtf is happening to me?!!! My skin is dry, really dry and im itchy everywhere somebody send me some ointment or ill have to kill somebody!! Kill me before I can do anymore damages!!

Watch The Roads!

Unless you want to die! Thats right, Jonny gots his tempses and to anyone who thinks i shouldnt have them. Well, look how much damage i can do with a plastic helicopter wing and a bow! HOOHAW!

My Nipples Are Like Sandpaper!

Not much here in Jonny-Ville except I finally get to drive around, frickin sweet. Oh and BTW Gu¥ I cant comment on you, this makes me sad like, "My favorite animal just became extinct" sad. Call me! NOT, HAHAHAHA!