Been Drunk alot Lately?

So as you all know ive been back to my drinking ways. Ive said fuck it, cuz i dont want to be a quitter, if it fucks up my relationship. Oh well, im too young to be ready to settle down anyway. If you think im drunk right now... well youre right, im going to be drunk till the day i die and theres nothing you can do about. So haha, in youre face, i rule, goodnight pussies! And get ready for one happy fuckin' new years!!

Boredom is Fictional

I realized something today, (Joe's a panzy) but seriously folks, i realized that youre only bored when someone else around you is or unless you just decide that youre bored. Its all a state of mind my friends, so remember the next time you hear someone say theyre bored, use my old solution. Punch them in the face for being a downer, i mean just think about all the things you can do when youre alone: Listen to music, play games, act like a complete retard, Masturbate, Surf the internet, smoke, Watch TV, drugs, Eat, rape, Sleep, suicide, or hell you could even write a poem (homocide). And if worse comes to worse theres always your best buddy alchohol. So remember kids next time youre bored try one of these and i assure you youll feel better.

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Fuck Winter in it's Little Dafodill Ass

It is so god damn cold! I mean, i really want to hang out with people but i do not have the balls to go back out there. On my walk home i tried to smoke and when i flicked my lighter, I REALIZED IT WASNT FUCKING THERE!! my fingers were so numb that i couldnt tell what i was holding, not to mention when i finally got my lighter out i fealt like i was flicking air. Why god torments me like this, i do not know. But god, if you can hear me make it tolerable, please... i guess i should get back to hibernating for the winter. So have fun IN THE COLD... psychos...