An Ode To The Hardcoreness That Is Alex Brunette

Alex Brunette is a man unsure of his hardcoreness, let us join each other in celebrating his hardcore career. It all started with one night at Tou's house that this man tapped into his ass-kicking side. He was a strict religion fanatic and there was no corrupting him, until it happened, he had one shot of vodka and was fascinated by the feel of it. Me and him continued to talk and punch each other through the night, then we became the hardcore drinkers. We drank as much as possible as often as possible and we outdrank everybody, which led to... the best 3 days of our adolescent lives. "The camping trip", in case no one remembers, this man allowed me to give him a moehawk. And just when i didn't think he could get any more hardass, he drank with me every day, that's right, he kept up with me, the UV freak. If that isn't balls, than you don't know what balls are. He also was the first of three men to jump the cliff, would you jump a cliff? I'm guessing no, and to you Alex, I salute, for you have been forgetting all of your hardcore roots. You are a 3rd of the definition of hardcore.