What Bug Got Up Everyone's Ass?

So everyone's being a little bitch today. Alex lied and told Mike that it was my idea to ditch him, woohoo! Thanks for more drama I didn't even have to be involved in in the first place. That's one big Fuck You Alex! Second, Ben's constant slapping is pissing me off, and the bitch fucking bit me too. Thirdly, Alex and Guy ditched me again today, I don't even know why I hang out with you guys anymore. So finally, Mike, fuck you if you want to believe that shit. Alex, fuck you for being an inconsiderate prick. Guy, fuck you, and I refuse to forgive you for just ditching out on us, I mean Emma cheated on you once already and you're too stupid to admit it. Joe, you're cool. And fuck you Ben!