I am Just So Annoyed With Shit Lately

People saying this and that, honestly if someone decided to sit down with me in person and just tell me what their problem is with me I would listen. Then I would tell them my problem with them. But, nobody is willing to do that because they'd all rather hide behind one another and make remarks from behind their meat shield. I'm sure nobody reads this anymore so this is more like a diary... no matter how much I hate to admit it... But if anybody still does: I don't have a problem with anyone who would read this. The people annoying me don't even know about this site so ya... see ya later me. hahaha

Ding Dong, The Midget Porn Is Gone!

Thank god! Sorry Gu¥, but you midget fetish went on long enough. But anyways, J♣nny might have a baby! Im going to the doc on Monday for the ultrasound, many more appointments to come. Wish that they dont find any bad babies, cuz that could mean the end for Jonny time :( But other than the wierd happenings of my stomache I'm doin' peachy. I love you all almost as much as I love myself. PEACE BLOUSES! And as a great man once said... NAGANOOCH!

I Gots the Crackhead Itch!!

I CANT STOP SCRATCHING MYSELF!! Did I somehow in the middle of my daily nap contract a major case of catanddogitis?! Did i get flees? Wtf is happening to me?!!! My skin is dry, really dry and im itchy everywhere somebody send me some ointment or ill have to kill somebody!! Kill me before I can do anymore damages!!

Watch The Roads!

Unless you want to die! Thats right, Jonny gots his tempses and to anyone who thinks i shouldnt have them. Well, look how much damage i can do with a plastic helicopter wing and a bow! HOOHAW!

My Nipples Are Like Sandpaper!

Not much here in Jonny-Ville except I finally get to drive around, frickin sweet. Oh and BTW Gu¥ I cant comment on you, this makes me sad like, "My favorite animal just became extinct" sad. Call me! NOT, HAHAHAHA!

What's The Harm in it

I think im gonna start blogging again, ive been too bored not to lately. I'm tired, i need sleep but i cant, poopy.

Do Not Tell Me This Is A Problem

So ya, the GF's been feelin' a little neglect lately, which is because I keep hanging out with other people instead of talking to her. I feel bad but I'm not gonna do anything about it cuz this is the way I live and I'm doing just fine. Anyways, work sux, no money sux, but beer = TASTY, don't criticize, I know you're just jealous. LATER BITCHES!