Depression is gay... in the bad way.

Now for another complaint to anyone who is depressed (not mentioning any names or i might get sodomized). Just kidding its not just you Brianna, and by the way, your rich, be happy. Anyways, while i was talking to myself five minutes ago i realized something, none of you mother fuckers have the right to be depressed (including me). For the men, if you want to know what depressed is, cut off your dick (balls included). Because then you will have to get used to being more womenly than other guys, alot more, like boobs and such. So then youll worry alot less about not getting laid ever or not getting married ever, or getting dumped by your EVIL EX-GIRLFRIEND (And what the fuck is with this i feeling alone bullshit, i mean seriously your never alone cuz youre always fucking there!) Anymore, because you know you wont get laid, i dont know who the fuck would marry you, and i dont know who would date you long enough to dump you anyway. And women, cut off your nose, itll be an interesting change. Well i think that sums up bitching for about a week, i typed weed on accident the first time hehe. Oh and one more thing DACAR FUCKIN' RULES!!!