On the brink of retardation

Yesterday I noticed something quite amazing which led me to believe... a lot of my friends may be partly or completely retarded not listing any names Mike, Alex, Eric, and Joe ehem, had a booger stuck in my throat right there. Anyway, back to the point, the reason i may have seemed quiet and crabby last night was because the night before i got massive food poisoning which made me puke about nine times. And after i finished hitting that sign i felt like i was gonna hurl again, for the record. Well anyway, i guess ill sit at home until no one decides to call because i have to wash the dishes. And remember, please take care of yourselves... and each other.