God, I love to start shit!

Well first of all, I would like to thank Brianna for making my day by giving into my assholeness. It honestly really did make my day when I saw that, cuz i laughed alot. Well anyways, I would like everyone who's depressed, except Brianna... freak, to come over to my house. So I can punch you in the face. You see, I learned something today, Life is too short to sit and complain and be sad because then you die boringly. Like by choking on prenzels. Or your life gets really boring, like, for example: you become the president, or a pencil jockey, or even, yes even, a camel jockey. And to all you ladies life is also too short to be a bitch... I tried, sorry Guys. So have fun and if you only have something sad to say, then... Shut the fuck up! Insensitive hypocrite man away.