The Disgustingest Bitch I Know

So everybody got kicked out of the apartment again... so whats new you ask? I'll tell you what's new, Mike did it! Wow, well isn't that somethin fuckin special, I just can't imagine why. Oh yeah nevermind I think it might be because... Tia's a fuckin bitch straight from the deepest pitts of hell. That's right I fuckin said it and there's nothin you or I can do about it because I forgot how to edit. (not really) I mean whenever I talk on the phone to my girlfriend it's like "What's new?", "Well, Tia's a bitch", I say. So she says "I said what's new". But other than Mike, Tia, Jared, Jon, Guy, and Emma's drama, thats right Emma I know your pissed at me a fairy told me whilst I was strolling through the park, all is good in the world of Jon... Oh yeah and Joe and Alex, Stop bringing up the me moving into apartment thing or I swear to god I'll fucking castrate you! Just kidding, Swayze out!