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I am Just So Annoyed With Shit Lately

2007-06-06T23:03:00.000-07:00

People saying this and that, honestly if someone decided to sit down with me in person and just tell me what their problem is with me I would listen. Then I would tell them my problem with them. But, nobody is willing to do that because they'd all rather hide behind one another and make remarks from behind their meat shield. I'm sure nobody reads this anymore so this is more like a diary... no matter how much I hate to admit it... But if anybody still does: I don't have a problem with anyone who would read this. The people annoying me don't even know about this site so ya... see ya later me. hahaha

Ding Dong, The Midget Porn Is Gone!

2007-02-04T00:12:00.000-08:00

Thank god! Sorry Gu¥, but you midget fetish went on long enough. But anyways, J♣nny might have a baby! Im going to the doc on Monday for the ultrasound, many more appointments to come. Wish that they dont find any bad babies, cuz that could mean the end for Jonny time :( But other than the wierd happenings of my stomache I'm doin' peachy. I love you all almost as much as I love myself. PEACE BLOUSES! And as a great man once said... NAGANOOCH!

I Gots the Crackhead Itch!!

2007-01-22T19:58:00.000-08:00

I CANT STOP SCRATCHING MYSELF!! Did I somehow in the middle of my daily nap contract a major case of catanddogitis?! Did i get flees? Wtf is happening to me?!!! My skin is dry, really dry and im itchy everywhere somebody send me some ointment or ill have to kill somebody!! Kill me before I can do anymore damages!!

Watch The Roads!

2007-01-11T14:41:00.000-08:00

Unless you want to die! Thats right, Jonny gots his tempses and to anyone who thinks i shouldnt have them. Well, look how much damage i can do with a plastic helicopter wing and a bow! HOOHAW!

My Nipples Are Like Sandpaper!

2007-01-05T05:46:00.000-08:00

Not much here in Jonny-Ville except I finally get to drive around, frickin sweet. Oh and BTW Gu¥ I cant comment on you, this makes me sad like, "My favorite animal just became extinct" sad. Call me! NOT, HAHAHAHA!

What's The Harm in it

2006-09-13T12:17:00.001-07:00

I think im gonna start blogging again, ive been too bored not to lately. I'm tired, i need sleep but i cant, poopy.

Do Not Tell Me This Is A Problem

2006-06-21T12:21:00.000-07:00

So ya, the GF's been feelin' a little neglect lately, which is because I keep hanging out with other people instead of talking to her. I feel bad but I'm not gonna do anything about it cuz this is the way I live and I'm doing just fine. Anyways, work sux, no money sux, but beer = TASTY, don't criticize, I know you're just jealous. LATER BITCHES!

How's This For a Fuckin' Diary!

2006-05-21T04:30:00.000-07:00

You'd better shut it, or that could be you BITCH! Huhaw! Can't stop, won't stop! The blog still reigns!

Why Am I So Cool?

2006-05-02T23:50:00.000-07:00

Oh by the way, no we're not cool I just didn't feel like explaining myself. Anyways, I realised something today, out of our close circle of friends, I HAVE THE LONGEST RUNNING BLOG! Tia and Emma don't count cuz they're not "One of the guys". I am the Survivor, the President, the Architect. Gu¥ is the Commander, the controller of the armies, the god among titans! And Titanius Jon, the Keeper of Wisdom, Tactitionist, and Overlord of Atlantis! We together have formed a force so powerful not even God shall strike us down! So gather the troops, for we shall start a revolution! LO, NOW IS THE TIME FOR VICTORY!

Screw Anarchy

2006-04-30T23:47:00.000-07:00

Yet another way to communicate with my friends has been destroyed. I will not give into this and become a follower, I will just have to change. All my posts will remain here but I will never comment or post on blogger again. I'm just gonna have to make a "Myspace". So if you can't find me or talk to me, then too bad, cuz you ruined the only way you could bastards...

Staying Home Today... Or Forever

2006-04-28T10:25:00.000-07:00

I feel like crap today, I can't breath and my sickness is getting worse. Just shoot me for the love of god, please. Joe, go away, you're literally making me feel like shit single handedly. So if you need to make me feel bad, just beat the shit out of me. I'm done mopeing, goodbye.

... All I ever want is just to talk to her, but every time I do it just makes me realise she's gone...

Everything you are against weakens you, Everything you are for empowers you.

2006-04-27T02:43:00.000-07:00

I got that off a fortune cookie, so I'm crabby; no sleep, work, and school is literally all that's on my mind right now. Mostly because I am too freakin' tired to think, or move, or care. I need Adderall, lots and lots. I bought 4 cds today: The Vines, The Tossers (similar to Flogging Molly and Dropkick Murphies), Coheed and Cambria, and The Streets. Such awesome musicness! I think I'm gonna stay home today though, I'm starting to look like a crack whore. There's other funny things I could talk about but I'm too tired so to shorten it up: Tom's got his shit together, Jon's here, Munchkin, Jordan, Backseats of police cars... again, Free drinks, and Sickness. Catch ya on the flipside, YEA BOIEE!

If I Go Up In Flames...

2006-04-23T13:59:00.000-07:00

Everything right now is taking a turn for the best. Everybody seems to be in a good mood and no one has yelled at me or pissed me off... yet. Anyways, I guess I'm gonna be hanging out with Kendra today, by the way Alex what you said made my decision for me, I'm gonna give it a try. I also figured out why summer is so awesome, which makes me stoked it's comin up soon! Well I need to get back to making my Pierogies, mmm so tasty.

...Could you save me?

Stress Overload!

2006-04-22T03:29:00.000-07:00

So I've pretty much been stuck with some of the most difficult decision of my adolescent life lately... AND I HATE IT! First of all, I'm stuck in the jail you people call school, again. And I'm having lots of trouble with getting my work permit cuz the bitch that gives them out wasn't at school today, and the stupid place I needed to go closed about 5 minutes before I got there, AHH! And now I like a girl ALOT but I know her family would crusify me if I ever took a shot at her. She's like the innocent/ mature virgin I've always wanted. Not to mention I'm already in a "relationship". I can't sleep because I think too much, I need to get my permit by 11:00 tomorrow morning, AND I need my monies. AND WHY AM I ALWAYS THE ONE WHO EVERYONE TELLS SECRETS!

... By the time you're done reading this I will have killed someone
In a violent rage...

My First Day of School

2006-04-21T13:32:00.000-07:00

Yes genlemen, and ladies, I finally went back to school today. It was a happy time filled with pussy, lots of pussy in high-schools. Pussy is a beautiful thing, it makes me laugh, it makes me cry, it comforts me when im down, and when I'm up (lol). So I got asked to prom by 2 girls today just in my first hour then 3 more over the course of the day, I'm such a pimp in my own mind. Ben, I got numbers which means endless weed for you. People who have pissed me off, please remain a safe distance the hell away from me, I don't want to see you. Mel, I wasn't talking about you right there so don't worry about it, you're just a victim of everyone's stupidity. Well goodbye everyone and just remember you're only as good as your worst pussy. PREACH!!

Gu¥ Hates Thanksgiving, Well FUCK Easter!

2006-04-16T13:52:00.000-07:00

Yeah, I've hated this shit for like five years now and I'm gonna go on a pussy easter bunny hunt this time, frickin pussy easter bunny piece a' shit! Then I will burn him and inhale the smoke, thats right, PIECE A' SHIT! Whoever wishes to join me I salute you, whoever doesn't, will burn in hell.

Gotta Love It!

2006-04-13T20:00:00.000-07:00

You Are Sean!
10196 other people got this result!This quiz has been taken 139751 times.7% of people had this result.

I fuckin' love this quiz!

Props to Tia

2006-04-12T08:31:00.000-07:00

Tia, I didn't know you bought the alchohol until now, for this... I thank you, ALOT! You are my prime candidate to be brought on the convoy to Milwaukee. Well I feel like im gonna hurl so... Moo...

I Have The POWER!!

2006-04-10T11:39:00.000-07:00

That's right beyotch, I got the job at Taco Bell. Get on with my bad self! So, I woke up this morning and my throat hurts again, I wish this would just go away, all it does is pretend to be better. By the way Alex, you should change your sheets, I think they're keeping you sick and got me sick again. Well I feel like shit so I'm gonna go lay down, and everyone, STOP MAKING DRAMA!

Fuck Joe, Alex, And Anyone Else Who Wishes To Judge Me

2006-04-07T16:07:00.000-07:00

That's right guys, fuck you. You've done shit that pisses me off before but I've never been this pissed at you guys before. I just realised how shitty you guys treat me and I don't want to be friends with you anymore, seriously, no comments on this, no calls, just stay out of my life. First off, Alex: You ditch me more than Mike ever has, so even if he talks shit, well, so do you. He is right every time he says you're an asshole, cuz you treat him like shit. And you also have no right to bitch at me because you are nothing but a spoiled brat. That's right, everything you get is handed to you on a silver fucking platter. Your old job, your car, your schooling, everything. Joe, you're nothing but Alex's little lapdog and you agree with anything he says. He gets to see you every day, and I get to see you every great once in a while. Sorry for wanted to hang out, guess I should only see you once every 2 months. Bottom line, don't say I'm your friend cuz I'm not either of yours anymore. Of course this is just me babbling cuz I'm a useless drunk right? Yeah, that's all, I'm worthless.

An Ode To The Biggest Traitor I Know

2006-04-07T10:28:00.000-07:00

You cheated me out of a good life, for that you shall burn!!

Mudslingers Away!!

2006-04-02T09:19:00.000-07:00

So I saw something that may have been a comment directed at me, all I have to say is: you're the one who decided not to talk to me anymore and be extremely immature about the whole situation. Anyways, I had an awesome time yesterday traveling to the park beating on nerds and remaining intoxicated throughout the whole day, Fun Fun!! It was gorgeous outside and i barely wasted any of it, I'm done trying to meet new people because they normally flock to me. And have decided that Ben is a TRAITOROUS BASTARD! He's been fratanizing with the enemy and it will cost him our allegance, or death, either one's fine. Until later I'm out for now. Now it's 2 ripping posts Alex! I'm such a bad person... oh well.

Fuckin' Immature

2006-04-01T01:17:00.000-08:00

Cause she totally fuckin' dumped me right? Anyway it's technically saturday and I just got done talking to "dance" it was long, emotional, and way off the subject. The subject is that I'm drunk and having an AWESOME time and miss Joe, Alex, Gu¥, Ben, and Sarah. I definately don't see them enough lately, theres another person i miss but that's eXtremely cOnfideNtial Guys. If you didn't understand that, ask someone to slap you right now. Well I'm drunk which means... I SHALL PLAY MAPLESTORY, BUBYE!!

Why Isn't This Nyquil Working?

2006-03-30T05:46:00.000-08:00

So Ive been up since like 3:00 this morning because my throat hurts so bad I can't sleep, but I don't care. For anyone who'd like to know why, it's because i feel tanked and numb now i chugged about half the bottle and now I kinda have that drunken need to smoke but I have no smokes, now I shall find a way to get some. I can barely read any of this, I hope it makes a little sense. Bubye!!

Why Doesn't Anyone Call Me Anymore?

2006-03-26T02:45:00.000-08:00

The title explains itself... Jackasses...

Writing...

2006-03-24T02:54:00.000-08:00

Every living creature is born with a soul, but what if one was not? What if it was something that could be lost? Would you ever do anything that would make you lose it? Would you sacrifice all that because of your own selfish needs? To just become an empty vessel put on this earth for the soul purpose of waiting to die? Just stop and think what it would be like to feel no happiness, no sadness, no... life. To only feel happiness in your dreams. To spend every day regretting what decision you made in the past to destroy your future. Happiness is achievable by all but persued by few, and sadness, sadness is just an excuse not to be happy.

Got bored and wrote this off the top of my head. Woo-Fuckin'-Hoo

PEACE!!

Why Is It Always The Same Answer On Every Test?!

2006-03-08T04:28:00.000-08:00

You scored as Stabbed. You will die from being stabbed. Yay.

Stabbed		100%
Posion		87%
Accident		87%
Gunshot		80%
Suffocated		67%
Disappear		67%
Disease		53%
Suicide		33%
Cut Throat		33%
Bomb		33%
Eaten		33%
Natural Causes		7%
Drowning		0%

How Will You Die??
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I'm Dumb, Go Back To Where You Belong Drew

2006-03-02T12:06:00.000-08:00

So yeah, I feel kinda bad for what I said. So to whom it may concern, sorry, I was up late, had to much cappaccino, and can't admit when I'm wrong. I miss Gu¥, Ryan, and Tou like the plague and have been realising that friends come and go just like mah momma always tol' me. Joe, you need to bring your fuckin' guitar and a case of beer so we can jam (I can chip in for the beer). Until later, see you guys for now. Just so you all know Drew recently sent me this picture of him in his new uniform! He truly is where he belongs with all the other strapping lads so he should stay there.

More Cappaccino!!!

2006-02-28T02:40:00.000-08:00

So I guess it's that time of the week again, no I don't mean Joe's PMSing... well... sort of... I mean I can't sleep, AGAIN! So I've turned to the only one that can comfort me at this time of day, or night, or... whatever. Cappaccino is there when no one else can be, it keeps my whole body warm when I need heat, especially in my bladder. Cappaccino doesn't say no, it continuously keeps giving itself out with no questions asked. Cappaccino is easy (Sorry, but you really are), anyone can get a piece of cappaccino and like it. I guess what I'm trying to say is I love you cappaccino, and I hope you will never leave my side.

P.S. 5 cups so far

Everybody Get Down With The Sickness!!

2006-02-21T11:36:00.000-08:00

There's been a party going on in everyone's mouth, a germ party. You can all thank me for that one, cuz you all deserved it... bastards. So anyways, shit's been good in my world, except for one thing. I haven't seen me and Gu¥ and Alex together in forever, it's like, c'mon guys quit being panzies (Gu¥). I've just given up on giving up, as stupid as it sounds. And I've been drinking and smoking things alot lately. Me and Alex and Joe even had a little get-together last night and IT FUCKIN' ROCKED!! But a word of advice, stay away from me if you don't want to get sick. Sorry guys, this means no more hugs and kisses. J♣nny and Jet Jaguar out!!

An Ode To The Hardcoreness That Is Alex Brunette

2006-02-10T04:22:00.000-08:00

Alex Brunette is a man unsure of his hardcoreness, let us join each other in celebrating his hardcore career. It all started with one night at Tou's house that this man tapped into his ass-kicking side. He was a strict religion fanatic and there was no corrupting him, until it happened, he had one shot of vodka and was fascinated by the feel of it. Me and him continued to talk and punch each other through the night, then we became the hardcore drinkers. We drank as much as possible as often as possible and we outdrank everybody, which led to... the best 3 days of our adolescent lives. "The camping trip", in case no one remembers, this man allowed me to give him a moehawk. And just when i didn't think he could get any more hardass, he drank with me every day, that's right, he kept up with me, the UV freak. If that isn't balls, than you don't know what balls are. He also was the first of three men to jump the cliff, would you jump a cliff? I'm guessing no, and to you Alex, I salute, for you have been forgetting all of your hardcore roots. You are a 3rd of the definition of hardcore.

Cappaccino Zen

2006-02-10T03:50:00.000-08:00

Well if you read my last post... about the cappaccino, you would know i took on a new likeing to this creation. I have reached beyond caffine high, I have reached "Cappaccino Zen". Everything feels like it's on slow mode, and i am really calm. Ive been drinking cappaccino since I got home last night and haven't slept since, I think im on about 30 cups. Yeah, thats right cuz I had about 5 an hour. I'm gonna hate myself for this later when my stomache explodes out of my eye-sockets but, oh well. I think I need to sleep more, this might be unhealthy...

The Rich Man's Speed!!

2006-02-06T03:46:00.000-08:00

Yes, that dream was not a dream but a relapse of something waiting to happen. Lets start from the beginning, it all started with Alex's I was in is room and he did nothing but sit on the computer so i called Tom, I went to Tom and Amanda's but things got a little... uncomfortable to say the least, so I tried to call Joe. But to my surprise his cell was off, then i remembered my friend from "P'Town" wanted to kick-it today, so I gave him a call. We went to an old friends Zach's house, did fun stuff, came home at 5:00am been up since... and to sum it all up... IMSOFUCKINTWEAKEDRIGHTNOW! And this morning since I got home I've found a new likeing to cappaccino! Need... more... capp... a... ccin... o...

I Need To Friggin' Post More

2006-02-05T02:46:00.000-08:00

Whatever happened to us posting all the time? Have we all gotten so lazy that we've stopped sitting on our asses and typing into our "online journals"? C'mon people. Maybe some of us just got so stupid we forgot how. What is wrong with us? We should be blogging every day, i mean, our lives aren't that that busy are they? If you said yes you're a damn liar, cuz at no point in time are you away from computer, except PJ's, but that doesn't count. What is wrong with us... God... Dammit...?

What Bug Got Up Everyone's Ass?

2006-02-04T14:01:00.000-08:00

So everyone's being a little bitch today. Alex lied and told Mike that it was my idea to ditch him, woohoo! Thanks for more drama I didn't even have to be involved in in the first place. That's one big Fuck You Alex! Second, Ben's constant slapping is pissing me off, and the bitch fucking bit me too. Thirdly, Alex and Guy ditched me again today, I don't even know why I hang out with you guys anymore. So finally, Mike, fuck you if you want to believe that shit. Alex, fuck you for being an inconsiderate prick. Guy, fuck you, and I refuse to forgive you for just ditching out on us, I mean Emma cheated on you once already and you're too stupid to admit it. Joe, you're cool. And fuck you Ben!

Here's To One Last Dance!!

2006-02-01T22:34:00.000-08:00

I dumped Xong!! A good ole' fashion "Hit it and Quit it!" you might say. Which means im an open bachelor now and, i must say, i enjoy it. Allthough, last night, was a complete nightmare, i must've puked 6 or 7 or more times. It was painful but relieving. Now, i know what you're thinking, "Jonny drank too much again" but no, food poisoning is one of the possibilities. But i think it's something much more serious, the Motaba Virus. That god-damn monkey got to me too. Send in the army? NO! I think i'll take care of this one myself... the only way to stop it is to get the source... sorry Guy...

puke - To spew; to vomit. "The infant/ mewling and puking in the nurse's arms." - Shakespeare.

The Whiplash... Continues

2006-01-29T12:54:00.000-08:00

Somebody help me! Neck braces, a personal head holder-upper, ANYTHING! After this head banging will never be the same, cuz i wont be able to fuckin' do it! I decided after Bens B-Day (Today!) im not going to drink so much cuz it hurts so much Stupid Liver!! Well im done bitching, Have A Nice Day :)

Headbang Whiplash

2006-01-28T10:57:00.000-08:00

Last night i took headbanging to the extreme, from moshing in the middle of the road, to competeing with Joe and Ben. I can barely keep my head up and now it is really freakin sore! Im at alexs house now and im dopeing myself up with ibuprofen, I NEED MORPHINE! Well, thats about it cause im tired and i cant keep looking up at this screen, MOZELTOV!

Fuckin' Aderol

2006-01-22T23:11:00.000-08:00

Stupid aderol keeping me up all night... Im not as hardcore as last year, it explains itself. From the drinking a glass of vodka before i went anywhere to the smoking weed and doing the drugs i did every day. Now im just a whipped little bitch, like many others. So for those of you that havent had a clue of what ive been up to heres the story. Ive broken up with Xong and gotten back together again, because she had a miscarriage, with my kid. Dont worry ive already cried enough about it that its pretty much off my mind. Then i had a seizure in health class, the doctor says it was caused by my head hitting the floor from passing out, but whatever. No i didnt fake it! When i went to the doctor he said my liver was inflamed, probably from drinking too much because he found alchohol in my blood. Which is why i cant drink as much as i used to. And to whom it may concern: Guy, i called you today and no one picked up the phone; Mike, its not a competition its just coincidence, i never expected that Tou wouldve ended up hooking me up this bad, and i didnt think i would get Xong pregnant, its really weird how these things keep happening but its not on purpose, we just happen to have very similar lives, plus it gives us more to talk about; Emma, I WANT THOSE PICTURES... I NEED THEM!

I Had To Bring It Back

2006-01-07T00:16:00.000-08:00

For some strange reason lately of stopped worrying or caring about everyone and everything. I dont feel the need to spread rumors, i cant be mad at anyone, instead i just find myself kinda phasing them out of my thoughts. what is the reason for this sudden change? Did i eat to much on thanksgiving, did i spend too much time with my mom and somehow have her bitchiness rub off on me. I miss myself, as stupid as it sounds; and another thing i run out of things to say really often now. Kinda like right now, im just blabbering on and on about nothing and slipping further and further into my ego. But it also doesnt matter cuz no one reads my blog anyway. Now its time for me to sum up everyone in at least 1 to 3 words:

Alex: "Everybody Hates Me"

Guy: Awesome Yet Emotional

Joe: Panzy

Mike: Major Loner

Emma: Sex Monster

Tia: Always Right

Big Jon: Not Gay... Hopefully

Timmae:Typical Cool Dude

Britney: Repulsive

Brianna: Too Attached

Xong: Blinded By Pessimism

Tom: Brags Too Much

Amanda: Childish And Fun

Princess: Fucking Annoying

Well there ya go, hope you had fun seeing what i think about you, you egotistical bastards. And if i offended you dont comment, cuz i seriously dont fucking care. PEACE!

Crap

2006-01-04T20:37:00.000-08:00

So shit hit the fan really bad, its best not to upset me, this is more serious than you can probably imagine.

A Shocking Resolution!

2006-01-01T01:43:00.000-08:00

Tonight i made a decision, when i realized i didnt want to drink anymore after 12:00 and i ran out of cigarettes i decided on an excellent resolution as if it was a sign from god himself. Im finished with the flaws in me that drive people away or make them upset. Im done drinking, smoking, and definately doing drugs. It doesnt make things better for more than a short amount of time anyway. And the after effects of it all are really not worth it, at all. I honestly would not be mad if you left me a descriminating comment, because i like to see my weak points. So fire away and if you have anything nice to say, dont say it at all. By the way i decided this after all the events that took place tonight. My descent/good points would be nice to know too.

Been Drunk alot Lately?

2005-12-30T23:02:00.000-08:00

So as you all know ive been back to my drinking ways. Ive said fuck it, cuz i dont want to be a quitter, if it fucks up my relationship. Oh well, im too young to be ready to settle down anyway. If you think im drunk right now... well youre right, im going to be drunk till the day i die and theres nothing you can do about. So haha, in youre face, i rule, goodnight pussies! And get ready for one happy fuckin' new years!!

Boredom is Fictional

2005-12-22T18:43:00.000-08:00

I realized something today, (Joe's a panzy) but seriously folks, i realized that youre only bored when someone else around you is or unless you just decide that youre bored. Its all a state of mind my friends, so remember the next time you hear someone say theyre bored, use my old solution. Punch them in the face for being a downer, i mean just think about all the things you can do when youre alone: Listen to music, play games, act like a complete retard, Masturbate, Surf the internet, smoke, Watch TV, drugs, Eat, rape, Sleep, suicide, or hell you could even write a poem (homocide). And if worse comes to worse theres always your best buddy alchohol. So remember kids next time youre bored try one of these and i assure you youll feel better.

Any subliminal messaging was entirely unintentional and we apologize if you had to see it,

(: !Have a nice day! :)

Fuck Winter in it's Little Dafodill Ass

2005-12-05T15:06:00.000-08:00

It is so god damn cold! I mean, i really want to hang out with people but i do not have the balls to go back out there. On my walk home i tried to smoke and when i flicked my lighter, I REALIZED IT WASNT FUCKING THERE!! my fingers were so numb that i couldnt tell what i was holding, not to mention when i finally got my lighter out i fealt like i was flicking air. Why god torments me like this, i do not know. But god, if you can hear me make it tolerable, please... i guess i should get back to hibernating for the winter. So have fun IN THE COLD... psychos...

The Hiding Grounds of the Lynx

2005-11-30T22:02:00.000-08:00

Lynx has no meaning to me its just a cool word and a funny animal. Anyway, the reason i have hidden is because it had previously occured to my that my site was lying dormant waiting for anyone to notice it. If you found my new one, well, your fuckin brilliant and cheers to you. My old blog was beginning to smell of rotten cheese, possibly some sort of grease, or a biscuit... moldy that is... anyways im off to a new start and trying to find my cheeb, its hard, but possible. Because i am the Lord of the Cheeb, Still got some kinks though...

What The Hell Happened To Me?

2005-11-27T21:27:00.000-08:00

For some strange reason lately of stopped worrying or caring about everyone and everything. I dont feel the need to spread rumors, i cant be mad at anyone, instead i just find myself kinda phasing them out of my thoughts. what is the reason for this sudden change? Did i eat to much on thanksgiving, did i spend too much time with my mom and somehow have her bitchiness rub off on me. I miss myself, as stupid as it sounds; and another thing i run out of things to say really often now. Kinda like right now, im just blabbering on and on about nothing and slipping further and further into my ego. But it also doesnt matter cuz no one reads my blog anyway. Now its time for me to sum up everyone in at least 1 to 3 words:

Alex: Unintentional Egomaniac

Guy: Awesome Yet Emotional

Joe: "Amazing Mechanic"

Mike: Cool Again

Emma: Sex Monster

Tia: Confusing But Kind?

Big Jon: Not Gay (But its still fun to joke about it)

Timmae:Typical Cool Dude

Britney: Gross To Me

Brianna: Too Attached (I Dont really hate her i just really like to piss her off)

Xong: Worries Too Much (Dont blame her though)

Well there ya go, hope you had fun seeing what i think about you, you egotistical bastards. And if i offended you dont comment, cuz i seriously dont fucking care. PEACE!

Depression is gay... in the bad way.

2005-11-23T23:38:00.000-08:00

Now for another complaint to anyone who is depressed (not mentioning any names or i might get sodomized). Just kidding its not just you Brianna, and by the way, your rich, be happy. Anyways, while i was talking to myself five minutes ago i realized something, none of you mother fuckers have the right to be depressed (including me). For the men, if you want to know what depressed is, cut off your dick (balls included). Because then you will have to get used to being more womenly than other guys, alot more, like boobs and such. So then youll worry alot less about not getting laid ever or not getting married ever, or getting dumped by your EVIL EX-GIRLFRIEND (And what the fuck is with this i feeling alone bullshit, i mean seriously your never alone cuz youre always fucking there!) Anymore, because you know you wont get laid, i dont know who the fuck would marry you, and i dont know who would date you long enough to dump you anyway. And women, cut off your nose, itll be an interesting change. Well i think that sums up bitching for about a week, i typed weed on accident the first time hehe. Oh and one more thing DACAR FUCKIN' RULES!!!

The Mystery Man (or briana)

2005-11-13T17:10:00.000-08:00

Well there have been some quite annoying comments on my blog posted from the sodomizer, yes the sodomizer. Whoever he is im wondering what he thinks he can do with a name like that, and how the fuck he found my homepage. He says im a "whiteboy" and says he watches me while im drunk, which means, i may have a gay stalker on my hands. Anyways, i have informed the police and will get down to the bottom of this quite soon. Until then everybody, nighty night keep your butthole tight, trust me you dont want this fag getting to it.

Mommy Mommy! I made a winner!

2005-11-09T20:38:00.000-08:00

We won, We one! Phantasy Star is finally ours again. And it was my idea to look for it and bid on it. I must say I never could've found a better player than, the mean, the greedy, the gender bender, ALEX BRUNETTE!! I find it a privledge to have coached him through this all the way, through the highs, through the lows, and in between the danger zones. We prevailed with astonashing might, well if in a week or more me, alex, and guy kinda disappear. Don't worry, we are only indulging ourselves in the love of the game. I love you all and fuck you San Fransisco, Goodnight.

POSERS!

2005-11-05T19:42:00.000-08:00

Okay its official,
I CANT STAND PUBLIC SMOKERS! I mean when you think about it why dont they stop buying cigarettes for themselves and buy them for me or someone else who actually needs them. I mean you can tell when someone is a public smoker because they always talk about it or they do it ALL the time. Or whenever you wanna smoke suddenly they do, anyways, Im never lending anyone a cigarette again until they prove to me they REALLY need it. And when they they need a cigarette theyre calm when a real smoker needs one they get defensive and sometimes violent. Also I dont smoke weed at all anymore and i dont drink unless im with one of 3 specific people, they all know who they are, and if you think its you youre probably wrong. Anyways life is still good and I cant find anything to be miserable about you should choose a different "life partner", peace and cheese bras and bra'ettes.

On the brink of retardation

2005-10-22T12:57:00.000-07:00

Yesterday I noticed something quite amazing which led me to believe... a lot of my friends may be partly or completely retarded not listing any names Mike, Alex, Eric, and Joe ehem, had a booger stuck in my throat right there. Anyway, back to the point, the reason i may have seemed quiet and crabby last night was because the night before i got massive food poisoning which made me puke about nine times. And after i finished hitting that sign i felt like i was gonna hurl again, for the record. Well anyway, i guess ill sit at home until no one decides to call because i have to wash the dishes. And remember, please take care of yourselves... and each other.

A pint size improvement.

2005-10-16T20:41:00.000-07:00

God, I love to start shit!

2005-10-12T20:52:00.000-07:00

Well first of all, I would like to thank Brianna for making my day by giving into my assholeness. It honestly really did make my day when I saw that, cuz i laughed alot. Well anyways, I would like everyone who's depressed, except Brianna... freak, to come over to my house. So I can punch you in the face. You see, I learned something today, Life is too short to sit and complain and be sad because then you die boringly. Like by choking on prenzels. Or your life gets really boring, like, for example: you become the president, or a pencil jockey, or even, yes even, a camel jockey. And to all you ladies life is also too short to be a bitch... I tried, sorry Guys. So have fun and if you only have something sad to say, then... Shut the fuck up! Insensitive hypocrite man away.

Your Not Me... So Don't Try, EVER!

2005-10-09T00:50:00.000-07:00

I am so sick of everyone fucking trying to help things when they cant, but they think they can. NEWS FLASH! Thats my job and i do it quite well thank you very much. If you disagree you just cant admit it to yourself that you are a failure. As many people have often told me i have good advice... when i mean it... or care. And i enjoy making people feel better, because its a confidence boost... and stuff. Anyways when there is a dispute from now on dont get involved unless you are absolutely positive that all you can do is help. Or if your invited by all members of the argument. Because as we all know if only one invites you in and the other doesnt that means someones gonna be pissed. And a little piece of advice to everyone... i forgot what i was gonna say. But it was important and that means it meant something and im tired SO IM GOING TO CONQUEST MY COMFY BED!

Better than yours

2005-10-08T16:37:00.000-07:00

There you go ... dickheads

2005-09-20T18:24:00.000-07:00

Okay people have been bitching about me not posting so im going to just type stupid crap to piss you off... just kidding! I guess im pretty happy right now, i think, well first of all i want to
re-unite with the gang if you dont know what the gang is it is JAG thats right not JAG+E or JAG + J. Im sorry but... you guys just arent as groovy, sexy, or cool as us. Looking back at all of the really AWESOME times ive had here they've all involved Alex or Guy. We need a reunion party to reunite as all in the fashion that we get to do the stupid crap we used to for one day. One awesome day, were we dont concentrate on anything but what we selfishly used to... ourselves, as in our click. So please dont make your life harder and lamer than it has to be listen to me.
The previous letter has done nothing at all to try to offend anyone if we offended you... we dont give a shit and we hope you shut the fuck up and stop wasting other peoples air, because we're sure you bitch alot.

Sorry Emma and Joe.

Angry Again

2005-08-27T15:13:00.000-07:00

Well to start off Guy has officially boosted his pussy statis to 100%, in other words I dont really consider him a friend anymore... BROS' BEFORE HOS', no offense Emma, its not your fault and i assume Guy takes full responsibility for his actions whether he likes it or not. You dont boss him around, he LETS you boss him around... still no offense to you... seriously... not mad at M-Dizzle, mad at dumbass. So with that said im kinda back to bein' an asshole, im just not sad right now because my sadness turned into anger. As DANCE may have realized when i bitched her out on the phone. Im done worrying about shit because the more i worry the more sad/ pissed i get. anyways i should stop bitching now... oh yeah, Emma tell Guy to buy you beef jerky, im guessing he will... just a hunch. Alex Knows what im talkin 'bout.

WT FUCKIN F MATE! AGAIN

2005-08-10T19:46:00.000-07:00

I am horribly confused about the comments on my last blog and am also scared for my life. Please someone tell me if you put these cuz its kinda creepy. Anyways i sort of miss the mental institution because the kids there were fuckin awsome. So i definetly miss my crazy buddies and will contact them when they all get out. Anyways, i have a headache now so i will stop blogging. WANNABE SWAYZE OUT!!!

Better Than Yesterday

2005-08-04T11:57:00.000-07:00

Well i think im doing better than my last blog, back then i felt like shit. but im doing somewhat better than yesterday but i still kinda feel like shit. interesting, it seems like every day i have some to either be sad or mad about... well i need to stop blogging cuz im tired and this one sucks.
peace!

Another one of those days

2005-08-03T16:26:00.000-07:00

Yep, im havin another one of those days. The kind where you get really pissed at someone and then dont want to talk to them but then you get more miserable cuz you dont get to talk to them. Earlier today an anonymous person hung up the phone on me when i was just joking around with "them". and just in case you didnt know I FUCKING HATE IT WHEN PEOPLE HANG UP ON ME. Anyways its really starting to give me doughts about being with this person if im usually miserable penetrated by a few moments of surreal happiness... anyways, theres a good xong that represents how i feel.

it don't mean nothing when you say it's gonna be alright
cause you'll tell me anything I wanna hear
and it don't mean nothing when you laugh at my jokes
cause it's all or nothing when I fall apart fade, fade, fade into you
you're under my skin nowI could shut out the world that we know
I'll try to be everything you want me to be
and I've gotta head start but I'm making the same mistakes
cause it's all or nothing when I fall apart
fade, fade, fade into you

chorus: caught in the rush of the crowd lost in a wall of sound you were ringing in my ear caught in the rush of the crowd lost in a wall of sound you were ringing in my ear my ear
fade, fade, fade, fade
caught in the rush of the crowd lost in a wall of sound you were ringing in my ear caught in the rush of the crowd lost in a wall of sound you were ringing in my ear my ear
fade, fade, fade, fade

Please Stop Her

2005-07-31T19:04:00.000-07:00

I read Tia's posts...
you were right joe,
my brain is choking itself.
i feel very... i dont know,
happy but at the same time
i feel very sad.
like something is missing,
but i dont know what it
could be. ahh fuck it, im
stupid, i probably just miss
my girlfriend.

How is it that only the ones you love can truly hurt you,

god has a really sick sense of humor...

The Disgustingest Bitch I Know

2005-07-31T13:50:00.000-07:00

So everybody got kicked out of the apartment again... so whats new you ask? I'll tell you what's new, Mike did it! Wow, well isn't that somethin fuckin special, I just can't imagine why. Oh yeah nevermind I think it might be because... Tia's a fuckin bitch straight from the deepest pitts of hell. That's right I fuckin said it and there's nothin you or I can do about it because I forgot how to edit. (not really) I mean whenever I talk on the phone to my girlfriend it's like "What's new?", "Well, Tia's a bitch", I say. So she says "I said what's new". But other than Mike, Tia, Jared, Jon, Guy, and Emma's drama, thats right Emma I know your pissed at me a fairy told me whilst I was strolling through the park, all is good in the world of Jon... Oh yeah and Joe and Alex, Stop bringing up the me moving into apartment thing or I swear to god I'll fucking castrate you! Just kidding, Swayze out!

Let The Good Times Roll... Hopefully

2005-07-27T08:41:00.001-07:00

Well heres the story, Mike and Tia are doing that bitchy thing again today. You know the whole rent and mess thing... but who really cares, I mean theyre gonna be gone in a month or so anyway. Then you know who will be living here, yours truly. Alright me and Jon thought up the game plan, im going to hand in about 5 or 6 of my apps, get a job, and then move in and take Mike and Tia's old room. Hells yeah, its gonna be crazy with me here cuz i dont give a shit about anything. So if i dont get a job right away i can still pay for it out of the bank. So hopefully this all works out and then everyone will be welcome here, most of the time, meaning Mike and Tia wont be here usually. So hopefully i get that job and then every one of my home-boys and home-girls can come here all the time and have a gay-ole time.

Sincerely,
an overly satisfied man,
Jonathon Thomas Berg

When will this end?

2005-07-25T15:47:00.000-07:00

Once again my life sucks, not that I really care about anything. Except my wunderfoe girwfwiend. I got kicked out of my dads house for sure this time, he was being a total dick so i told him "No I didn't take your fucking beer you fucking asshole so stay the fuck away from me! shortly after I left and then broke back in. Which makes me wonder if my parents trust me that little that they would kick me out for something i didnt even do, do they really even know who i am. which makes me wonder does anyone know the real Jonny. i get really sick of make a false impression of who i am but i have to because otherwise id be boring... probably. lately ive been feeling that no one knows the real me and if they did they wouldnt like me anymore. thank god i could finally spit that out. anyways my day started bad and i daught it will get any better soon. Poopy

And dont call my girlfriend stupid alex, cuz you and Guy and Joe are her favorites out of my friends... you need to learn to be nicer to girls.

WTF mate?

2005-07-25T01:39:00.000-07:00

I think Guy is beginning to have an obsession/fetish with SICK SICK SICK SICK porn! Its getting pretty disturbing and im thinking we should find someone to help him with this problem. If you truly care about the safety and well- being of your friends you will be with me on this one.

And remember Friends don't let friends shove eels up their ass and sharpies up their pissholes.

Cheater!... Where's Jon?

2005-07-24T13:59:00.000-07:00

MY GIRLFRIEND'S CHEATING ON ME! Im sorry i just had to say that because i felt like it, but ALEX I would like to hear everything that was said about me in the car and everything that happened last night or the consequences will be dire.

Why is Jon always gone, he is the only person at the apartment that me and Guy think is cool.

If you see this Jon, please come home. )8

Not a brick of cheese "I need my cheese"

2005-07-24T03:00:00.000-07:00

"Six Flags" was great i got into 3 fights with my girlfriend, got free clothes, and everyone has a matching scheme to their colored outfits. We also saw a man snort coke and inject heroin into his penis inside one of the tunnels in Chi- town. there was also a movie being made which we believe is starring Keanue Reeves " The only successful actor, who cant act" in the sequel to constantine overall the day was pretty friggin sweet and im sorry you missed out Joseph and Guy.

P.S. we turned jons room into our wisconsin frat-haus, and my avatar is not a brick of cheese but 'tis a stick of butta!

im back

2005-07-16T01:21:00.000-07:00

Fuck you and yer damn auto mo beels and yer beeg leeps joe